Have a burning question? Want to tell me I suck? Send your thoughts to: cutaia@cutaia.net
(the disclaimer)
4.15.8
hey! you wont remeber me, i talked to you a few years ago on my boyfriend mikes site, he's the northern irish guy, ahh you prob dont remeber, but i just wanted to tell you that i love the site, i was sitting thinking about how awesome and funny the avril one is and i had to google you!!! still amazing as ever!! nearly peed a little laughing! keep up the good work man your an insparation to all us computer lovers!! good luck and i hope your well x Nat x
Nat,
Of course I remember you. How could I forget a random internet friend's hot girlfriend? Especially one who likes my crappy little website! Thanks for the words of encouragement. I've been thinking of getting to work on some more Webcam Classics recently, but this settles it. I'll get started on that soon. How are you and Mikey doing anyway? Tell him to get off his ass and make another website one of these days (or at least stop by my forum and say, "Hi").
(cutaia)
4.4.8
You missed a couple very famous Cutaia's;
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE February 28, 2008http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/nye/pr/2008/2008feb28.html
PRESS RELEASE
EIGHT LUCHESE ORGANIZED CRIME FAMILY MEMBERS AND ASSOCIATES INDICTED FOR RACKETEERING AND OTHER OFFENSES
Defendants Include Longstanding Captain Domenico "Danny" Cutaia. An indictment was unsealed this morning in Brooklyn federal court charging DOMENICO CUTAIA, MICHAEL CORCIONE, JOHN BAUDANZA, SALVATORE CUTAIA, STEVEN LAPELLA, and VICTOR SPERBER with racketeering, racketeering conspiracy, and other crimes. In addition, LOUIS COLELLO and JOHN RODOPOLOUS are charged with extortion and illegal gambling, respectively. The defendants arrested earlier today in New York are scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon before United States Magistrate Judge Lois Bloom, at the United States Courthouse, 225 Cadman Plaza East, Brooklyn, New York. The case has been assigned to United States Senior District Judge Sterling Johnson, Jr. The charges were announced by Benton J. Campbell, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of New York, and Mark J. Mershon, Assistant Director-in-Charge, Federal Bureau of Investigation, New York Field Office.
As set forth in the indictment, DOMENICO CUTAIA is a captain in the Luchese organized crime family. CORCIONE, BAUDANZA, and SALVATORE CUTAIA are made members of the Luchese family and currently hold the rank of soldier. SALVATORE CUTAIA is DOMENICO CUTAIA's son, and BAUDANZA is DOMENICO CUTAIA's son-in-law. At various times, CORCIONE served as DOMENICO CUTAIA's acting captain. LAPELLA, SPERBER, COLELLO, and RODOPOLOUS are Luchese family associates.
The racketeering charges identify predicate acts dating back to the 1980s, and include loansharking, extortionate collection of credit, extortion, marijuana distribution conspiracy, illegal gambling, bank fraud, and mail fraud.
United States Attorney's Office
Eastern District of New York
Robert Nardoza
Public Affairs Officer
(718) 254-6323
Robert.Nardoza@usdoj.gov
4/4/2008
Ivan Alcoff
Ivan,
Gee, I didn't expect the Cutaia family education bureau to be contacting me today. Thanks a lot for all that worthless information! Perhaps you didn't notice one thing, though: I didn't forget anything. The entry you're referencing wasn't exactly designed to be a list of famous Cutaias. I thought the inclusion of several random nobodies made that pretty obvious.
My list specifically and purposefully mentioned people whom I had personally had some kind of contact or experience with. If anyone wants to know the history of the Luchese crime family, I'm sure there are better places to get it than my crappy personal site.
Of course, maybe you're not just trying to be a know-it-all. Maybe you have an ulterior motive. A quick Google search of your name brings up quite a few sites advertising get-rich-quick loan and mortgage schemes. According to each system's testimony section, you've bought and loved just about every book ever written on the subject. My theories are as follows: 1) You're a competing scam artist mortgage broker who wanted to prove (through guilt by assumed association) how terrible the Cutaia family can be. 2) You and the rest of your South Florida real estate buddies are actually in cahoots with the Cutaias, and this e-mail was sent to say, "Hey...at least they're not in the mob, right?"
(cutaia)
3.31.8
Dear Precious Grandson (sorta),
The "some kind of moth" is a Luna Moth. We see them in North Central Florida every Spring.
Next time you and Autumn visit, we'll have to go "Moon walking" on all the trails on the property...it's scary during full moon, but it's a blast, especially when you run into a deer, fox, armadillo, gopher turtle, etc. Also, one night of beer around the bonfire just isn't enough time to relax on a vacation that has you driving everyday. I still have to teach Autumn how to ride a motorcycle...we'll have a good ride in the country next time. Thanks for visiting, we cherish the memory of y'alls company. Take care of my girl. Love you's!
- Krista, Autumn's Grandma
Grandma (sorta),
Ah...I knew I had asked you about those, but couldn't remember what they were called. Thanks for the reminder.
Now, regular viewers know that I usually respond to e-mails with some kind of smartassed comment, but this is Autumn's grandma we're talking about, so I can't do that this time (besides, she's a bad-ass biker with plenty of land to hide evidence on, so all the more reason to behave myself).
By the way, I tried to make black-eyed peas the other night, but they didn't turn out all that great. Would you mind letting us in on your recipe? Anyway, I'll definitely make sure to take care of Autumn for you.
(cutaia)
Archive:
[2008 ~ 2007 ~ 2006 ~ 2005 ~ 2004]
